Mustache Man pt. 5Mustache Man pondered what to do for over a month, totally lost in his own little world. When he finally came to on August 13th, there were people all around him. Mustache Man became confused. It had only been a couple minutes, right? I mean, he did kind of get off track... and often fell asleep and grew quite hungry. He could only recently remember a terrible nightmare about a sparkling vampire with NO hair on any part of his body! With that hairless freak, there was a slut of some sort. What a horror! "WHAT ARE YOU MOTHER-OF-ALL-FOLLICLES DOING?!", Mustache Man yelled at the giant crowd around him. A little girl piped up from beMustache Man pt. 5
Mustache Man pt. 4He picked up his trusty bowler-looking hat and was about to go to his moped when he noticed two little kids standing all near it like some common harmless pet. You know they were planning some type of road trip! "WHAT ARE YOU MOTHER-OF-ALL-FOLLICLES DOING?!" Seems Mustache Man is getting very pissy. Are we even close to the climax of this story yet? Or the rising action for that matter? One little boy popped up from behind the overturned moped. He looked pathetic. He had what looked like rags from torso to foot. Soon after analyzing this, the other childMustache Man pt. 4
Mustache Man pt. 3Mustache Man felt embarrassed about that Thing showing up and yelling at him. He regretted his decision of doing monologues in the middle of the road. Mustache Man walked back inside of his home slowly; feelings and all, crushed. He completely forgot about his moped which was left in the middle of the road. Maybe some careless drunk driving, cell phone using, rude person will come and crush it to bits. He also completely forgot about today's events. What a talking to he's going to get. The constant thought of the screaming, hillbilly, bearded lady-thing's comment kept swiMustache Man pt. 3
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